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DFU SONG: Paperback Writer (yes, pervert Scotty Ritter is now an Al-Jazeera writer)
DFU SONGS | 2-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/15/2005 11:06:59 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - PAPERBACK WRITER

Al-Jazeera writer...pervert writer

Scott had leaped to fame when he had shown his thing
To the little girls at the Burger King
All his wife could do was to sit home and sob
But she's happy now that Scotty got his dream job --
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer

He spends less time now on the internet
At the sites that were making his boxers wet
With his new team he knows that he belongs
He will do the stories that the president's wrong
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer

Al-Jazeera writer...pervert writer

He did a film commissioned for Saddam
What a nice guy, he sent money home to mom
There was once a time he served his country well
But he's gone insane and it's all gone to hell
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer

He'll file a brand new story every week
William Pitt, his buddy, will most surely freak
He will get the girls and will not have to try
Come on, Scotty, show us Mr. Supersize
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer

Al-Jazeera writer...pervert writer

Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer
Al-Jazeera writer...Al-Jazeera writer


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: burgerking; herelittlegirl; internet; pervert; ritter; scott; scottritter; watchme

1 posted on 02/15/2005 11:07:03 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: uncleshag

Ping


2 posted on 02/15/2005 11:07:21 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: All
FOX REPORTS THE STORY
3 posted on 02/15/2005 11:09:09 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

I thought Scott was rolled up by the FBI in the NAMBLA sting yesterday....


4 posted on 02/15/2005 11:10:02 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

Didn't hear that.


5 posted on 02/15/2005 11:11:34 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

You never cease to amaze me! This was great!


6 posted on 02/15/2005 11:19:52 AM PST by alwaysconservative (Dean as chairman of the DNC: who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?)
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To: doug from upland

LOL! Al Jazeera fits Scotty to a T. It's chock full of people who find nothing wrong with a married man who wants to have sex with little girls. What's good enough for Mohammad...


7 posted on 02/15/2005 11:26:19 AM PST by demnomo
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To: doug from upland
Too big for my screen....great tagline BTW

FMCDH(BITS)

9 posted on 02/15/2005 11:33:18 AM PST by nothingnew (There are two kinds of people; Decent and indecent.)
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To: nothingnew
Too big for mine, too. I thought I was posting THIS ONE.
10 posted on 02/15/2005 11:41:16 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

Wow! Is that your upcoming CD's cover art? Cool!


11 posted on 02/15/2005 11:48:35 AM PST by demnomo
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To: doug from upland

Good stuff, dfu.


12 posted on 02/15/2005 11:50:41 AM PST by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
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To: doug from upland

Scott "the child lover" Ritter


13 posted on 02/15/2005 11:53:46 AM PST by bmwcyle (Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
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To: demnomo

That is it. I was blown away when an accomplished L.A. artist and new FReeper sent it to me. This is exciting!


14 posted on 02/15/2005 11:59:52 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: writer33

Thanks, writer. I would like to know more about ELECTIVE DECISION. I have a thriller registered but have not had the time or energy to finish it. Now would be the time.


15 posted on 02/15/2005 12:02:30 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: demnomo
I thought you would appreciate that this one is finally being done --

MIDI - ALWAYS A WOMAN

She was 19 years old…I loved her English eyes
She was telling me no, that's a word I despise
So I took what I wanted, I'll take what I see
She cried like a child
But she's just a dumb woman to me

She was just 22…and at Yale we studied
Recollection's not clear…but she might have been bloodied
Though she talked to the police, they just let me go free
One more score I can count
And she's just a dumb woman to me

I always take what I want…I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am…who do they think they are
They should not ask me why

She's a real beauty queen…Miss America winner
I used power and fear…and then I enjoyed dinner
I warned her not to talk…she'd be sorry, you see
I would blame it on her
'Cause she's just a dumb woman to me

(short musical interlude)

I always take what I want…I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am…who do they think they are
They should not ask me why

One was really too kind…and no challenge at all
I got into her room…there was no one to call
I ripped clothing and bit her…she couldn't get free
There were tears in each breath…as I scared her to death
But she's just a dumb woman to me

16 posted on 02/15/2005 12:13:50 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

Here's one link:

http://www.whiskeycreekpress.com/chapters/ElectiveDecisions_ChrisDavis.shtml


17 posted on 02/15/2005 1:11:09 PM PST by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
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To: doug from upland

Here's another link:

It tells you a little about the book plus a review as well:

https://whiskeycreekpress.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=168


18 posted on 02/15/2005 1:12:55 PM PST by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
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