Posted on 02/14/2005 7:46:21 PM PST by MoJo2001
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Too cool.....multitasking well, tx.
Avenging Angel?
Also the name of a beautiful white mushroom...
That'll kill you in no time...
Ms.B
Correct, Kathy!
I believe it is a C-130 designed to jam heat seeking missles with the heat/light show. The after effect is amazing in that it looks like Angel Wings.
Being a civilian, don't take my word on it!
I am trying to learn it all.
Thanks Ma...for a blonde w/ADD like me it's quite an acomplishment! LOL!
I'm sure I've missed some of the cat lovers in this ping list. It's not intentional.......the ol' pea brain just starts fuzzing out this late at night. LOL!
I got these kitty haikus in an e-mail today and thought they'd be good for a giggle or two for everyone. All the cat lovers will know how true ALL of these are. hehehehe!
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead.
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much".
Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey".
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
Two great shows, Rca!
My Dad and I always watched MI together.
Plot twists were always keeping us guessing.
I've run across In Step With Ft Riley several times. And I saw the deployment ceremony. And the Mounted guys getting ready for the Inaugural Parade was really interesting.
My cats know all your cats tricks now, radu!! LOL!
LOL! That's funny. My Calico Patches will sit on the monitor and stare at me and/or my better half til we pay attention to her.
Snickers our gray tabby stripe is the anti-social of our two...you'd never guess they were sisters.
Yeah I hated not going back with 3rd Bde. That was hard to read about.
These are our youngest....
They were born two weeks after their poor lil momma showed up on our doorstep half-starved. These "heatherns" lil sweeties will be 6 mos. old Thursday.
It is hard to turn away the silly critters, isn't it? LOL! I hope you don't have as many show up on your doorstep as we do!!
Oh my.....radu those sound so familiar. LOL!!
"elevator butt"
LMAO!!!!! Ok I gotta wipe my Mountain Dew off the studio monitors now!
That's not fair! LOL!
Beth.....#250!!
EVERY one of those rings true in this house. LOL!!
hehehehe.....I had to wipe the Coke of my monitor when I got those in the e-mail today.
"elevator butt" is the one that got me, too. LOL!
I giggled the whole time I put that post together.
Those are some of the best I've seen.
Thank you, Jay, (on the left) for helping keep us free. Prayers for your safety and success of mission.
YIKES, uncle.....traffic control in Baghdad is a tough job these days!!
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