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NY Man Who Fell Down a Hill Inside a Portable Toilet Wins Day in Court
New York Lawyer ^ | February 10, 2005 | Mark Fass

Posted on 02/13/2005 11:53:07 AM PST by philo

NY Man Who Fell Down a Hill Inside a Portable Toilet Wins Day in Court

A man who fell down a hill in a portable toilet may have a cause of action against the contractor that leased it, a state court has ruled.

Looking to either buy or sell dirt, plaintiff Joseph A. Fascenelli stopped by a construction site in Katonah where defendant Eric Asher Co., Inc., was constructing three homes, according to Fascenelli v. Eric Asher Co., Inc., 1503/02.

Mr. Fascenelli spoke with a laborer then asked to use the portable toilet. After entering, he felt the toilet tip outward. It fell down a hill, causing unspecified injuries. In addition, "[e]verything was exhausted from the pot on top of me," Mr. Fascenelli testified.

Putnam County Supreme Court Justice Andrew P. O'Rourke denied the defendant's motion for summary judgment, holding that the company had "not sustained its burden of demonstrating that it had no duty to plaintiff to insure the safe location of the portable toilet at the work site, and thus that defendant [had] not demonstrated entitlement to judgment as a matter of law."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: buydirt; dagdabmit; dirtbath; eticket; holysht; honeypot; lawsuit; myfavoriteride; ooopppsss; poopvictim; portolet; sithole; toilettrauma; yuck
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To: philo

What I wanna know is, did he square everything away with the dirt he was either buying or selling?


22 posted on 02/13/2005 12:08:53 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: dighton; JeanS; Howlin; PhiKapMom; Corin Stormhands; JohnHuang2

:-)


23 posted on 02/13/2005 12:10:06 PM PST by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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To: philo

I can hear the judge’s questions:

Q: Where were you when you felt the Port-A-Potty shift?
A: Inside
Q: I mean, exactly. Like, were you standing or sitting?
A: Ah, Your Honor, ahem, ok, ahhh, I was, ahem, sitting, sir.
Q: Okay. Now did you create any sudden movements to make the potty shift….
Etc., etc., etc…..


24 posted on 02/13/2005 12:10:20 PM PST by CitizenM ("...pacifism is one of the greatest allies an aggressor can have!" -Patrick Henry)
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To: Coop

That...is the most unromantic Valentine's day story that I have ever heard.


25 posted on 02/13/2005 12:11:14 PM PST by patton (Matthew 6:6)
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To: philo
Don't tell me....

His name is Jonny

26 posted on 02/13/2005 12:11:38 PM PST by Osage Orange ("Political interest can never be separated in the long run from moral right" - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Coop

LOL !

Well that was a shitty thang to do !........;o)


27 posted on 02/13/2005 12:12:31 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: CitizenM
"create any suddon movements?" ????? LOL

"Yeah, I had the trots."

28 posted on 02/13/2005 12:12:37 PM PST by patton (Matthew 6:6)
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To: Squantos

Just don't create any "sudden movements." LOLOL


29 posted on 02/13/2005 12:13:25 PM PST by patton (Matthew 6:6)
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To: patton; Squantos
That...is the most unromantic Valentine's day story that I have ever heard.

Perhaps that's why Hallmark won't return my calls.

30 posted on 02/13/2005 12:17:06 PM PST by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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To: Coop; patton

LOL.......


31 posted on 02/13/2005 12:19:03 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Coop

Maybe they shared a love of bathroom humor and stuck it out. Or they split the cost of a very, very large pack of paper towels to clean up with, and after that bonding experience found true love.


32 posted on 02/13/2005 12:20:10 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ("Drowning someone, I wouldn't have a part in that."--Teddy K)
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To: martin_fierro

33 posted on 02/13/2005 12:20:40 PM PST by Cagey
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To: MarineBrat
Ewwwwww! Falls in the realm of a bad day squared!

ROTFLOL !!!!!!

OMG That must have left a mark !

34 posted on 02/13/2005 12:23:06 PM PST by Deetes
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To: VadeRetro; Junior; longshadow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; Shryke; balrog666; Dimensio; Aracelis; ...
Toilet Calamity Ping List

35 posted on 02/13/2005 12:23:48 PM PST by PatrickHenry (<-- Click on my name. The List-O-Links for evolution threads is at my freeper homepage.)
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To: philo
Mr. Fascenelli spoke with a laborer then asked to use the portable toilet. After entering, he felt the toilet tip outward. It fell down a hill, causing unspecified injuries. In addition, "[e]verything was exhausted from the pot on top of me," Mr. Fascenelli testified.

Sounds like this poor guy deserves redress. If it hadn't happened to him, it would have happened to someone else, probably a construction worker.

Besides, porta-potties are of the devil.

36 posted on 02/13/2005 12:25:11 PM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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To: philo

OMG ..... so embarassing!


37 posted on 02/13/2005 12:26:33 PM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: PatrickHenry; Coop

We even have a tiolet ping list...LOL!


38 posted on 02/13/2005 12:26:35 PM PST by Dog
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To: Diverdogz

Some military guy did it to the guy who was dating his sweetheart, Tommy Lee Jones did it to his rival in the movie SPACE COWBOYS


39 posted on 02/13/2005 12:30:26 PM PST by RaceBannon ((Prov 28:1 KJV) The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.)
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To: philo

Bad as it is this is not the worst potty story. A gentleman on a jobsite nearby was sitting in the shitter one fine morning when a crane landed on it. Seems the crane operator was sick and the general had an untrained operator run the thing.


40 posted on 02/13/2005 12:32:43 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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