Oh No!!! We've been found out!!!
Someone pull my e-mail to Karl Rove and hide my press credentials with access to the West Wing. Send out the private e-mail list to all Freepers in deep cover, and call out spy at the Washington Post via payphone and use the duress phrase:
"Blue horseshoe puts the lotion on its skin whenever it is told."
You also better ping Jim Robinson and have him call President Bush on the Iridium STU-III phone, and tell him we need the Secret Service to round up "the usual suspects."