I had a customer once and when I asked what he did for a living he said"Erectile specialist"
I just went on to the next question.LOL
Beads of sweat break out on Mears' face as he repeats to himself "Must...keep...straight...face"
A man came up to us and gave us his card. He was a genetics expert. He obtained the sperm from the bulls he owned. He had just come to warn us that there were thirty healthy bulls browsing in the trees about 600 feet away and not to turn our backs to the woods. We didn't hang around very long.