Posted on 02/11/2005 10:24:21 AM PST by KidGlock
When you've hit rock bottom, I suppose.
Meanwhile, those same people will be the first to protest if the penguins fail to mate and the species goes extinct.
"Sorry there's no more pandas. Turns out they were all gay."
God,that's funny.
Next they'll be teaching the little penguins that it's perfectly normal to be a gay penguin.
You seem to be considering new careers. Have you thought about this one?
;-)
I've always wondered about what prompts people to go into certain professions. At what point does a medical student decide "Hey, I want to be a proctologist." Or, what goes through the mind of someone who wants to become a Corrections Officer? ("Hmm... Locked up all day long with hundreds, if not thousands, of murderers, rapists and other assorted scum who would love nothing more than to stick a shiv in me. Where do I sign up!")
Let's talk about why my dog (RIP) used to hump everything (male, female, or otherwise) including the GARDEN HOSE. What "sexual orientation" does that make my dog?
These people don't know how to pick their fights wisely. In the grand scheme of things, this will only weaken their case, making them look as idiotic as they really are.
You mean like a gay penguin bar?
Evil White Men: Penguicide NSG 307.22
Study the millenia of history of the White Man's persecution of that great black-and-white hope of humanity, the humble penguin. Playing out its classic role as the oppressor, America's role in this age-old pattern of penguicide is exposed.
Chapters 1-6 In-depth history of the noble penguin
Chapters 7-442 Brief overview of the history of white man as the oppressor.
Chapters 443-446 Shows how gay penguins prove Bush is Hitler.
It's not a choice. They're born that way ...
Are you chittin' me?
Has PETA stepped in yet to protect the poor penguins from the homophobes? Will they replace the rocks they're sitting on with little stuffed penguins? Do penguin condoms exist? Will the gay community adopt tuxedos to show their solidarity with the gay birds? Will the right wing now say that penguin cartoon characters are all gay? Opus? Chilly Willie?
The penguins, or the researchers?
I had a customer once and when I asked what he did for a living he said"Erectile specialist"
I just went on to the next question.LOL
Penguins-bi-hmmm? Bi-polar?
If one objects to a dog humping you leg, does that make you a 'leg-o-phobe'?
Well duh, they are males in prison without females.
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