Now that they are on to us we're gong to have to repaint that ship another color!
'I see a white ship and I want to paint it black'.....;))
Reminds me of the story my mother told me when I was a little child living in Europe. Tales of white slavery were common, ancient tales of the Barbary Pirates stealing women and children were used to frighten children for several generations. She told me I should never walk over a grating in the side-walk because there might be a mussulman underneath who would kidnap me.
My spouse who was born on the island of Lipari recalls similar experience, his grandmother would warn him if he didn't behave, the Mamelukes would come and steal him away.
The unprotected coast of England was subjected to numerous slave-taking raids, estimates from folklore and church sources indicate over 1 million people were taken from coastal villages:
White Slaves, Pirate Gold.
http://www.iconfilms.co.uk/whiteslaves/thestory.html
Every lie the arabs tell is nothing but an embelishment of their documented history.
LOL! You crack me up!!