Well, given the bullsh*t like this that the Arab press prints, and apparently Arab readers take seriously, the Muslims are too dumb to swallow their own spit. I mean dumb as a sack of hammers. I mean dumb as a box of rocks. I mean, however, no disrespect. Just the facts, ma'am.
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This practice of using roving ships to kidnap muslims for their organs is abhorent, but muslims should know that it won't continue much longer. It's just not cost effective, given rising fuel costs.
Fortunately, I understand that the IZC (International Zionist Conspiracy) and the neo-cons have worked together to establish locations for breeding muslim babies as human replacement parts, using GITMO prisoners who are tortured into sexual excitement by female guards, then bred to Cuban goats captured after wandering onto the navy base. IZC representatives insist that there is no truth to the rumor that they will also be bred to Cuban pigs, as this would be culturally insensitive.
This program has been partially approved by muslim scholars, who have stated that it is permissable for a muslim man to mate with a goat if no muslim woman is available. They are said to be a bit upset about using female guards to make the sperm donors get sexually stimulated, however, and have opined that the female goats should be sufficient to this task, considering how long the GITMO detainees have been in the slammer.
They further stipulate that only female offspring can be used for spare parts. Male offspring must be raised as muslims.
In'shallah.