Design for Living: The Basis for a Design Theory of Origins

Discovery Institute ^ | February 7, 2005 | Michael Behe

[DoctorMichael]

New Design?

[DoctorMichael]

[DoctorMichael]

Home Entertainment & Design?

[DoctorMichael]

MAC Design?
(One for the MAC People)

[longshadow]

We are aware that your materialistic Craterism is leading our women astray, by robbing them of all hope of the future, of any reason to plan for the next generation. You are destroying the most basic foundation of our society with your Rocks-from-the-Sky blasphemy! And all this, all these lies, merely to satisfy your animalistic lust. Have you no shame?

You got any daughters? I'd sure like to meat them.

[PatrickHenry]

You got any daughters? I'd sure like to meat them.

You, sir, are a barbarian!

If I had daughters, I would homeschool them, to protect them from the Crater-ite propaganda that you and your ilk spread through the monopoly that Craterism enjoys in the socialist school system.

[longshadow]

"Hey, little girl... wanna see my crater collection?"

[Ichneumon]

[Grossly inaccurate mischaracterization of abiogenesis. And since the evidence indicates that despite your personal incredulity (and without "magic wands"), that is indeed what actually happened, strike two.]

So you admit you believe in spontaneous generation, Mr. Science?

Still having that problem with your reading comprehension, eh? Abiogenesis, as I clearly pointed out above, is grossly and inaccurately mischaracterized by calling it "spontaneous generation", as if it were the equivalent of the old belief that rotten wheat gave birth to mice overnight. Which of the big words were you having trouble with? Perhaps you could get your mommy to help you with that, since you're having such a hard time with it on your own.

{insert guffaws and eye-rolling here)

Proverbs 29:9: "If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet."

Your post is a keeper. It may come in handy in the future.

It may indeed -- keep it close and keep rereading it until you finally learn something for a change.

[PatrickHenry]

So that you will know how your foolish Crater-ite fraud is coming unraveled, here we expose your cult's website for all to see: Barringer Meteor Crater, which discloses the identity of your cult leader, Daniel Moreau Barringer, whom you no doubt worship in the dark of night as you dance around your crop circles, which symbolize your satanic craters.

[Doctor Stochastic]

That's pieces of hard cheese.

But if the astronauts really went to the Moon, where is the lunar mold that formed the bleu cheese?

[Doctor Stochastic]

His article is clear enough. It's an ignorant mis-mash of new age jargon about science. He didn't even describe the theories correctly. If he's not ignorant, he's just mendacious.

[jennyp]

Why shouldn't we all run around raping and killing each other? Where will it all end?

Or more to the point: Why shouldn't we all run around throwing rocks at each other???

[PatrickHenry]

Random rocks do not fall from the sky!

Aristotle didn't believe in Craterism. Nor did Galileo, Newton, or Einstein. Einstein even said: "God does not play dice!" Are you smarter than Einstein?

[PGalt]

We were all created. Welcome to your life. Where do we go from here? Many devolve.

[Bellflower]

From your perspective, if God did create the universe, you could not except it as a fact because it didn't fit into your preconceived idea of what science is?

[longshadow]

Aristotle didn't believe in Craterism. Nor did Galileo, Newton, or Einstein. Einstein even said: "God does not play dice!" Are you smarter than Einstein?

Rock-headed irrelevancies! Were you struck in the head by a stray meteorite when you were a child? If meteorites didn't form those craters, what did, the Crater Fairy?

;-)

[PatrickHenry]

If meteorites didn't form those craters, what did, the Crater Fairy?

Dolt! Brainwashed fool!!

No one knows how old a crater is, and radiometric dating methods are notoriously unreliable. A so-called "meteor crater" could be the result of a volcano, or a sinkhole, or just a subterranean depression. Or -- although your mind can't grasp such a concept -- it could have been Designed to look like that. You can't prove otherwise!

All you have is a "just so" story that one day, millions of years ago, a rock fell from the sky. What kind of a theory is that?

How do you know that a crater was caused by a falling rock? Gravity may have been different, millions of years ago. No one knows what the atmosphere was like, or what the conditions of the ground were like. Your whole Crater-ite "theory" is nothing but guesswork. It takes more faith to believe in Craterism than to believe in the tooth fairy.

[Elsie]

Dang...........

I come back after a fewdays off and find threads full of HOLES!!!!

Who got removed so much, and why?

[PatrickHenry]

I donno. I checked and it was no one who posted to me.

[longshadow]

I donno. I checked and it was no one who posted to me.

You can't fool us; you conspired to have a Craterist banned because you couldn't answer the questions he raised against your silly anti-Craterism diatribe.

We aren't fooled for a minute -- we KNOW that you are actually JR IN DISGUISE! We know that JR hates Craterism, and secretly plots to have Craterists banned and their posts deleted. We know he is in league with other anti-Craterists around the World, who are secretly plotting the destruction of all that Craterists hold dear. Need proof: behold! "HATE CRATERS" has 11 letters; "Jim Robinson" has 11 LETTERS!!!! What more proof can a sane person need!

No, this thinly veiled deception will not stand! THIS IS CLEARLY AN ANTI-CRATERIST WEBSITE!

Consider yourself COLD-BUSTED!

;-)