B.B. you are hilarious...... Though the yobs are wierd -- an Asian friend of mine told me aobut once he was walking down a street and a bunch of yobs started to shout out: "Curry! I want my curry delivery". AT this my friend burst out laughing and asked them if that was the best line they could think of, they shut up after that!
He should been asking if they are wanting lamb Biriani or chicken Vindaloo.