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Assault rifle recovered from undocumented immigrant (Darwin Award)
Times-Republican ^
| 2/4/2005
| Bryan Schultz
Posted on 02/08/2005 4:16:21 PM PST by 4.1O dana super trac pak
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To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Bet he bought it off Kerry when that flap hit.
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:17:55 PM PST
by
fat city
(Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Undocumented immigrant? Call it like it is..illegal scum.
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:18:03 PM PST
by
stopem
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Officers searched his residence at 313 N. Third St. and found an SKS assault rifle under his pillow along with two loaded 30-round magazines. An SKS is not an assault rifle, not even close.
Never mind the rifle, I'm glad to have the criminal scum off the street.
SO9
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Oooo... An illegal immigrant keeping and bearing arms. Where will it all end?
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Too bad all those little gerbils aren't as stupid as this one. I'm sure the Border Patrol would appreciate the break.
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:20:50 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Let's get the Insurrection started, already..............)
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
So, did they ever find out what he originally came to discuss? He probably forgot he put the SKS under his pillow and was about to report it stolen or something.
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:21:34 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(One man with courage is a majority. (Thomas Jefferson))
To: stopem
Yeah. They have a real hard time calling them what they are don't they. Akin to referring as a Rapist as "An over exuberant would-be boyfriend". Geesh...
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:21:54 PM PST
by
drt1
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Officers searched his residence at 313 N. Third St. and found an SKS assault rifle under his pillow along with two loaded 30-round magazines. "We are pleased to get this rifle off the streets," Walker said. English comprehension problem: "Under his pillow" isn't "on the streets."
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:23:12 PM PST
by
coloradan
(Hence, etc.)
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak

Sorry, you have to die in the act to qualify for a Darwin Award.
I am surprised to hear that the local police bothered with an immigration bust, though, I keep hearing that that isn't a high priority for a lot of local law enforcement around the country...
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:26:34 PM PST
by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Wow.. Brazen.
Not much of a criminal though. Just doesn't seem to know when a lie is needed.
Imagine him as a confidence man:
"Okay, now I need you to give me the money so I can take it and leave town without providing the goods I promised you.."
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:28:41 PM PST
by
Jhoffa_
To: William Tell
he's just collecting the arms Americans are not willing to
collect...
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:34:26 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(no government program is ever a failure-it's just 'underfunded'...)
To: stopem
Don't you have a heart? He's just here to do work Americans won't do.(sarcasm off)
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:34:35 PM PST
by
Mears
("Call me irresponsible")
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
One down, a couple hundred to go. The last decade has been unkind to M-town.
To: All
Man! With a guy that forthcoming and cooperative I wonder what he was really hiding! :-)
To: stopem
The question is where is he going to be imprisoned?
American jails are like five-star hotels compared to jails in other countries.
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
Those marijuana laden brownies do some strange things all right.....Hey Bevis I forgot My gun. I'll get it for you Butthead. Hey Butthead, there is a nice policeman over here that wants to talk to you. Coooolllll!
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:49:30 PM PST
by
rodguy911
(rodguy911:First Let's get rid of the UN and the ACLU,..toss in CAIR as well.)
To: phoenix0468
I would assume he had a question about voting ... never mind, you don't need I.D. to do that.
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posted on
02/08/2005 4:50:10 PM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Unemployed people should forfeit their right to vote.)
To: 4.1O dana super trac pak
There's no such thing as a semi-auto assault rifle.
To: Jhoffa_
Not so brazen, really. I'm sure he expected absolutely no consequences, as there usually aren't any.
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