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##CAPTION THIS PHOTO## Kerry and Pelosi
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Posted on 02/08/2005 8:52:36 AM PST by Next_Time_NJ





TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: duufus; fakemedals; government; hug; ichabodcrane; kerry; lurch; pelosi; puglunatic
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To: Next_Time_NJ

Kerry: Damn, I forgot my contact lenses this morning, and I thought your were pantyboy Edwards......my bad!


41 posted on 02/08/2005 9:06:19 AM PST by highnoon (When in charge – ponder, When in trouble – delegate, When in doubt - mumble)
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To: Next_Time_NJ

"I understand you screw old bags for money."


42 posted on 02/08/2005 9:06:32 AM PST by lotusblos
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To: DoctorMichael
Is that the back of Hillary's head in the foreground of the pik?

Nope, not fat enough!

44 posted on 02/08/2005 9:07:27 AM PST by upchuck ("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Next_Time_NJ
"Oh, Oh, John! I want to stay faithful but a woman has needs--------and Osama's been away soooo long!"
45 posted on 02/08/2005 9:07:36 AM PST by atomic conspiracy (This message prepared with MS-CBS Word 72 software)
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To: Baynative

Nancy's left hand looks like it was flattened by a steam roller.


46 posted on 02/08/2005 9:08:19 AM PST by Uncledave
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To: Next_Time_NJ

My darling, you have an enormous booger in your nose!


47 posted on 02/08/2005 9:08:29 AM PST by weezel
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To: Next_Time_NJ

How come there's never a MOAB around when it could really make a difference?


48 posted on 02/08/2005 9:08:41 AM PST by upchuck ("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Next_Time_NJ
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49 posted on 02/08/2005 9:09:07 AM PST by anonymous_user (Not everything's a conspiracy.)
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To: Next_Time_NJ
"If you don't say anything about my eyes I won't mention your forehead"
50 posted on 02/08/2005 9:10:54 AM PST by JoeV1 (The Democrats-The unlawful and corrupt leading the uneducated and blind)
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To: upchuck
Is that the back of Hillary's head in the foreground of the pik?

Nope, not fat enough!

*LOL*

51 posted on 02/08/2005 9:11:05 AM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: TChris


No thanks Nancy
I already have one lunatic for a wife
52 posted on 02/08/2005 9:11:30 AM PST by John Lenin (Would you rather they push you out the window little girl ?)
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To: Next_Time_NJ

John: "Uh uh uh ahhhhhhh. Sorry Nancy, I just couldn't wait any longer."

Nancy: "Already?"


53 posted on 02/08/2005 9:13:27 AM PST by bobjam
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To: Next_Time_NJ
Moscow- Russian Scientists, today, announced their plans for producing the most vile biologic off spring in the history of planet earth. The plan, however, does have critics. The Scientists for Ethics and Keeping Our Lunch Down Assoc. released a press release stating that Russian Scientists have crossed the line and are entering into a scientific experiment that could result in the Devil's child.
54 posted on 02/08/2005 9:13:52 AM PST by ArmyBratproud
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To: Next_Time_NJ

"Can you pretend to be real woman and kiss me on the cheek?"
"Can you pretend to be a real man and shake my hand?"


55 posted on 02/08/2005 9:14:28 AM PST by anonymous_user (Not everything's a conspiracy.)
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To: Next_Time_NJ

"Oh Johnny, come with me to the cloak room. I brought Mr.Happy"


56 posted on 02/08/2005 9:16:33 AM PST by ArmyBratproud
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To: Next_Time_NJ

Botox meet Botox


57 posted on 02/08/2005 9:20:10 AM PST by spokeshave (Strategery + Schardenfreude = Stratenschardenfreudery)
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To: Next_Time_NJ

Nancy: You are my ideal candidate. Stay alive for 2008!

John: My staff should be able to formulate an actual idea by that time.

We'll work 'fighting' into the motto, too. That should do the trick.


58 posted on 02/08/2005 9:21:43 AM PST by siunevada
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To: Next_Time_NJ

And your bank account is how much?


59 posted on 02/08/2005 9:22:33 AM PST by hgro
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To: hgro

toooo funny LMAO


60 posted on 02/08/2005 9:24:07 AM PST by HarleyLady27 (Prayers ease the heavy burdens of the living....)
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