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Moscow- Russian Scientists, today, announced their plans for producing the most vile biologic off spring in the history of planet earth. The plan, however, does have critics. The Scientists for Ethics and Keeping Our Lunch Down Assoc. released a press release stating that Russian Scientists have crossed the line and are entering into a scientific experiment that could result in the Devil's child.