"I think that pretty little artist's rendering (which has the horse in the wrong "swoop" of evolution, btw) ought to be recreated in stained glass and mounted on an altar to Hopeless Tenure Track and Our Lady of Perpetual Unemployability."
Good response!
How do you figure that? It was inaccurate, petulant, snotty, and devoid of any real substance other than arrogant "attitude". You go for that sort of thing?