I hate it when I find a strange face on my mole: To be specific, it's a star-nosed mole, known for its voracious appetite and a mug straight out of H.P. Lovecraft. The critter takes less than a quarter of a second to identify a piece of food, grab it, wolf it down and then look for more.
Yuck Ma!! That thing is- U G L Y it aint got no alibi...it's ugly..oooh ooh... it's ugly!