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To: Gabz; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; AZamericonnie; beachn4fun; bentfeather; Bethbg79; blackie; ...
Humorscope
Tuesday, February 8, 2005




 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

This is a good time to knock on wood. As you know, that's a way of thanking the leprechauns for your recent good fortune. Or if you can find some formica, knock on that - that thanks the mutant sludge creature who is hiding under the stairs. It all depends who you want on your side, I guess.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Today is an excellent day to wink slyly at people, just as they are turning away. When they look back, smile innocently.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Today will be one of those days when everything reminds you of wild hickory nuts. Tomorrow: everything reminds you of peach yogurt.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You will develop a severe craving for peanut butter cookies, today. You know -- the fresh homemade kind, that you squish down on the cookie sheet with a fork, making a cross-hatched pattern? They are incredibly yummy when they're still warm, like that, huh? I don't know where your craving will come from. Possibly something you read.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

This is a good day to bake. Cinnamon rolls would be good. Or perhaps some crusty bread. If you follow my advice, you will make friends and influence people. Otherwise a horrifying fate awaits you. No pressure, though. Do what you feel is right for you.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Small fluffy animals will come over and lean on you, today. It's just their way of showing their appreciation, and of telling you that you are furniture.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Fortune will smile upon you today. Actually, it's more of a smirk.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Don't do that. Your face could get stuck that way. Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realised it already did...

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Excellent day to blow soap bubbles in unusual places. See if you can get them to drift by people who are thinking too hard.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Bad day to call someone a "whiney gen-x cybercowboy." Tomorrow's better, for that one.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend.)


583 posted on 02/08/2005 9:35:13 AM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
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To: Lady Jag
Leprechauns are short! Mutant sludge creatures---now those sound more interesting.
Where's the formica?

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

This is a good time to knock on wood. As you know, that's a way of thanking the leprechauns for your recent good fortune. Or if you can find some formica, knock on that - that thanks the mutant sludge creature who is hiding under the stairs. It all depends who you want on your side, I guess.

 



 

586 posted on 02/08/2005 9:36:44 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
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To: Lady Jag

Knocking on wood, of course!!!!


588 posted on 02/08/2005 9:40:28 AM PST by beachn4fun (When liberals speak, their ignorance is revealed.)
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To: Lady Jag

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Small fluffy animals will come over and lean on you, today. It's just their way of showing their appreciation, and of telling you that you are furniture.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about.


LOL!
Furniture and 'just a cold'..


589 posted on 02/08/2005 9:40:56 AM PST by Darksheare ("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)
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To: Lady Jag
Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Fortune will smile upon you today. Actually, it's more of a smirk.

Yup - that's me today!!!

604 posted on 02/08/2005 9:45:10 AM PST by Gabz (Anti-smoker gnatzies...small minds buzzing in your business..............SWAT'EM)
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To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; All

OH MAN C-Span 2 have replay of Condi Rice speech LOL! love the way she kinda smack chat some of war opporant on Iraq

BTW there was report off Jerslerum Post reporting Condi Rice didnt' visit Arafat graveside well it is garbage pit beside she wearing her best dress you don't want get that stinky


618 posted on 02/08/2005 10:00:00 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Not everybody , in it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Lady Jag
Don't do that. Your face could get stuck that way. Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realised it already did...

And of course I read my humorscope after I saw the pic...

678 posted on 02/08/2005 11:44:38 AM PST by pelikan
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