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Good afternoon, Kathy!
Good afternoon Gabz!
What'cha doing?
This is a good time to knock on wood. As you know, that's a way of thanking the leprechauns for your recent good fortune. Or if you can find some formica, knock on that - that thanks the mutant sludge creature who is hiding under the stairs. It all depends who you want on your side, I guess.
Today is an excellent day to wink slyly at people, just as they are turning away. When they look back, smile innocently.
Today will be one of those days when everything reminds you of wild hickory nuts. Tomorrow: everything reminds you of peach yogurt.
You will develop a severe craving for peanut butter cookies, today. You know -- the fresh homemade kind, that you squish down on the cookie sheet with a fork, making a cross-hatched pattern? They are incredibly yummy when they're still warm, like that, huh? I don't know where your craving will come from. Possibly something you read.
This is a good day to bake. Cinnamon rolls would be good. Or perhaps some crusty bread. If you follow my advice, you will make friends and influence people. Otherwise a horrifying fate awaits you. No pressure, though. Do what you feel is right for you.
Small fluffy animals will come over and lean on you, today. It's just their way of showing their appreciation, and of telling you that you are furniture.
Fortune will smile upon you today. Actually, it's more of a smirk.
Don't do that. Your face could get stuck that way. Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realised it already did...
Excellent day to blow soap bubbles in unusual places. See if you can get them to drift by people who are thinking too hard.
Bad day to call someone a "whiney gen-x cybercowboy." Tomorrow's better, for that one.
Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about.
Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend.) |