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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; uncleshag; cedarswingman; StarCMC; All
Thoughts from George Carlin

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ...

Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose ...

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating another endangered animal?


359 posted on 02/08/2005 6:01:00 AM PST by pelikan
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To: pelikan
Got a full day ahead of me and I will be in out but I will be watching you.
370 posted on 02/08/2005 6:14:57 AM PST by cedarswingman (Anyone pro-abortion..should have been one)
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To: beachn4fun; cedarswingman; All

Good Morning, Everybody! Will see you all later--


373 posted on 02/08/2005 6:18:16 AM PST by pelikan
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