No man can give a woman all she "needs" if she creates a mental list of "needs" a mile long.
An American woman that self-absorbed will HAVE TO HAVE MORE MEN to try and fill her wish list.
Maybe if we were more realistic in our country about what work marriage really is, we'd have people of both sexes willing to accept MARRIAGE IS NOT A FAIRY TALE.
Husband-Mart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York
where a woman may go to choose a husband from
among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors,
and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except
to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
love kids and are extremely good looking. Hmmm, better"
she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must
be more further up!" And again she heads
up another flight The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day.