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'FLYING' SUV HORROR
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| Mon, Feb 07, 2005
Posted on 02/07/2005 8:48:20 AM PST by presidio9
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:48:20 AM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
When SUVs are criminal, only criminals will drive SUVs.
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:50:56 AM PST
by
Heartland Hattie
("Is there a more execrable, horrid parody of an American statesman alive today than Ted Kennedy?" --)
To: Heartland Hattie
It's worse than we thought. They're airborn now.
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:52:16 AM PST
by
presidio9
(We're Americans. We've been kicking ass for 200 years. We're ten and one.)
To: presidio9
who had borrowed his aunt's Chevrolet Cavalier Cavaliers have a 1 star crash rating.. you are taking your life in your own hands whether SUV's are on the road or not in this vehicle.
To: presidio9
Yet another case of a disembodied SUV wreaking havoc. Someone should really look into these phenomena
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:53:19 AM PST
by
cwiz24
(I worked very hard on this tagline.)
To: presidio9
If you think SUV's are bad.... I own a bus! I'm not giving it up either.
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:53:31 AM PST
by
Khepera
(Do not remove by penalty of law!)
To: presidio9
We don't stand a chance. Now they have an air force.
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:54:01 AM PST
by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: presidio9
I live in constant feat that my Navigator, which has a loaded .357 in its glove compartment, will somehow find the combination to my gun safe, hook up with the AK clone and the M1-A, and all four will go flying off on an unspeakably horrible rampage.
To: presidio9
They mentioned the SUV driver. Here I was thinking it was gonna be another driverless SUV gone homicidal story.
Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:57:30 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: presidio9
"As God is my witness, I didn't know SUVs could fly"
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posted on
02/07/2005 8:58:28 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" HRC 6/28/2004)
To: presidio9
The two occupants of the SUV Ford Explorer — which then rolled over and burst into flames — climbed out of the four-wheeler with minor injuries. They are SO unsafe!
To: presidio9
The two occupants of the SUV Ford Explorer — which then rolled over and burst into flames — climbed out of the four-wheeler with minor injuries. Innocent occupants, probably sitting in the back seat drinking tea, are not immune to the evil SUV's wrath.
I am so grateful that I drive a lowly sedan who never sails into the air to attack others, nor does it do somersaults in the garage all night or burst into spontaneous flame. Whew.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:00:11 AM PST
by
Yaelle
To: presidio9
'FLYING' SUV HORROR
I thought maybe you changed the title.
I had to check, I should have know better.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:00:31 AM PST
by
Popman
To: presidio9
Is it true that the movie version of "Dukes of Hazzard" has turned the General Lee into a wicked, creek-jumping SUV?
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:01:57 AM PST
by
Rutles4Ever
(This is my tagline.)
To: presidio9
I flew from Houston, Texas to Santa Cruz, Bolivia backwards in a SUV.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:02:44 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(So I talk to myself, at least I am talking to a mind that is my equal)
To: goldstategop
Ahh well the "SUV driver" was really an unwitting bicycle rider, kidnapped by the evil SUV as she was eating her granola bar on her way to the "Lesbians for Dean/Kucinich" abortion fundraiser. SUVs have minds and thoughts of their own... lusting after the oil reserves of our Alaskan wilderness. Right now, mine is flickering it's lights at me... begging, no DEMANDING that I take it to Huck's for yet another fill-up... Someone save me please!
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:03:24 AM PST
by
Heartland Hattie
("Is there a more execrable, horrid parody of an American statesman alive today than Ted Kennedy?" --)
To: presidio9
WE ARE DOOMED! DOOMED! They are learning to fly!
To: presidio9; Calpernia; nw_arizona_granny; Professional Engineer; SAMWolf; snippy_about_it
Behold, FLYING SUV's have been invented!
The SUV was wroth with the small car and just HAD to do a bellyflop on it!
*chuckle*
Thanks for the find Presidio.
And love the pic!
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:06:15 AM PST
by
Darksheare
("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)
To: presidio9
Is this some sort of bad H R PUFF & STUFF flashback?
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:07:07 AM PST
by
Barney59
(Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!)
To: Khepera; presidio9
LOL!
Quick! The tranq dart!
Obviously under the influence of the bus!
/ joke
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:07:22 AM PST
by
Darksheare
("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)
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