Gift of cookies crumbles; girls told to pay $900

Reuters/ AOL | 2/4/05

[jimfree]

I'm wondering if this is an appointed or elected judged. I would be delighted to send a Ben Franklin or two to the anti-retention campaign or the election campaign of a challenger not so willing to accept silly liability claims.

[Bommer]

Meet Wanita Renea Young aka "The Cookie Monster!"

[mbennett203]

This is lamer than the lady who heard a professor say "Men and women are different" and started hyperventilating.

Jeez, what happened to sucking it up?

[knarf]

Here ya go, bets ...

[Beaker]

If that caused her an anxiety attack, what the heck does she do when something bad happens?
I can only imagine that she's a frequent flyer at the hospital that she went to when she had her anxiety attack. It sounds like she has a lot of problems under her belt.

[OldFriend]

Colorado seems to be some kind of sanity meltdown, no?

[OldFriend]

Perhaps she did bad things to her neighbors and thought it was payback time?

[wireplay]

Colorado seems to be some kind of sanity meltdown, no?

This coming from New Jersey?

[hoosierham]

Her problems are likely centered higher; why did my parents generation start turning everything over to the loonies ?

I HATE Dr. Spock!!!!

[OldFriend]

NJ hasn't had a spate of death from overdrinking freshmen, a sports coach who offered sex to recruits, or a prof named Churchill.

We have our share of outrages but the cookie case is one that should have been thrown out of court.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

"Hello, ma'am! My name is Bobby and I'm here to rake your leaves and cut your grass, PLUS,. because we're so doggon nice, we would like to pay you $900 before you sue us." Now, isn't that nice?

[cyborg]

Seems her attitude is reflected in her appearance.

[esoxmagnum]

that picture says it all, i'm sure spend the night licking her crystals and worshipping a head of lettuce.....

liberals.... i can spot em a mile away...

[tazman3]

Denver radio station KOA-AM raised more than $1,900 from listeners Friday to pay the girls' $930.78 fine.

This is the bright light in all of this. The citizens have over ruled the judge.

[divulger]

HERE is a bit more of the story, from the Durango Herald, which is online. Evidently the fine is paid and then some. The neighbor's picture is included in the Durango article -- she is NOT an old lady -- see for yourself

Oh! I don't know. Compared to the two young hotties that were kind enough to give this skanky bee~och a batch of cookies I'd say this was nothing more than an over the hill hag taking out her sexual frustrations (and her uncanny ability to chase off attractive, nice men) upon two innocent little girls. In my opinion Mrs. Young has eaten a few too many corn cobs and too much slop in her life.

JMHO

"This has turned into quite a fiasco," Young said. "It's something that never should have happened and it's just devastating. My phone hasn't stopped ringing. My life has been threatened and I'll probably have to move out of town.

I hope you'll forgive me if I don't shed any tears for your sorry arse. Oh, and do me a favor will you? Please make sure you register with the local police department in the next county you hope to victimize. I sure don't want to get caught doing something nice for you.

"All I wanted was for those girls to admit that they used poor judgment and apologize in person."

Not true you slimy skunk. You wanted to try to force your "I am an island and nobody better f*** with me" philosophy down those good Samaritans throats. Tell us bee~och, do you have "No Trespassing" signs posted on your property?

If they had done that, I wouldn't have even asked for the money. I just hope they learned a lesson."

Riiiiiight! And these girls are supposed to know that you (or your husband) won't shoot them next time you see them... how again?

Mrs. Young... you're a pig. Your picture is proof that you are a pig. You hate anyone who is nice and I wouldn't doubt for a moment that you voted for John Kerry.
Perhaps that's why you are being so vicious concerning the two caring, loving, charitable, innocent little girls eh?! You are incapable of rational thought and kindness yourself so it freaks you out when someone who is passes a little kindness your way eh?

I'd say get a life but I am guessing that you probably hate God too.

Please forgive the rant folks. I posted a nice response yesterday on the first thread about this incident but today… well, I just had to vent a little.

If I’ve offended anyone I apologize for that offense.

[Valin]

I do get the impression (based on her photo) that this is someone who has...issues..

[JayB]

Clearly, this is Bush's fault.

[rockrr]

Three cheers to KOA-AM, who robbed "wanita" of her perverse and petty revenge!

[FixitGuy]

"Never, I mean never come to my door at half past ten on a dark scary night and knock on my door and then promptly leave because I will get an anxiety attack and may believe I am dieing of a heart attack. If you do I will promptly sue you! Thank you for your kindness. "

You indeed have a point. In some circles the girls would be encouraged to counter sue the old witch for "lifelong trauma" induced because the woman did not post a "Crazy Old Bitch Inside" sign.

[E=MC²]

Good grief...she couldn't have just tossed the cookies in the trash???