[PatrickHenry]

This thread looks pretty hopeless so far to me, but good luck!

The important thing is to show the lurking world that conservatism isn't the same thing as belonging to the Flat Earth Society, and we don't all get our education from sources like this: Jack Chick's "Big Daddy?"

[gobucks]

Good find! Thanks!

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Wow. I love them!

[Fester Chugabrew]

The important thing is to show the lurking world that conservatism isn't the same thing as belonging to the Flat Earth Society . . .

Seems to me people who adhere to the notion that all of creation is guided by little, if nothing, more than natural selection are the current "flat earthers." Give it another 150 years and maybe the ahderents of the philosophy of evolution will catch up with a few ancient Greeks who knew better.

Otherwise, it may not make sense to stick to a philosophy when evidence points to a contrary reality, but all ideas are welcome in this great country, even those of "flat earthers." If they could just learn to keep their philosophy where it belongs, then life would be more tolerable for all of us.

Furthermore there is nothing progressive, or useful, about the philosophy of evolution, no matter how much it would like to dress itself up as a "theory." Conservatism, like pure science, can get along just fine without it.

[bvw]

You are hereby offically declared a evo-Cardinal in Evo-Holy Church. No heresy too small for your evo-Holy Inquisition. Darwinian evolution can only survive as the most brutally enforced dogma, eh?

Yes. We are wrong to call it a "theory" -- it is Holy Dogma!

Beg forgive us sinners, Your Most Holy Person, beg forgive us!