"According to the leftist establishment, you can actually be a free-market support while at the same time wallowing in post-colonial/Civil Rights guilt and be respectable among the chardonnay socialists in control of the MSMs. We call them libertarians. (Well, not all libertarians are like this, but there are some that do)."
WTF are you TALKING about? I've never met a libertarian on this board who 'wallows in post-colonial/Civil Rights guilt,' and libertarians aren't remotely respectable to the MSM. Hell, libertarians only EXIST when the MSM wants to promote liberal civil rights and liberal drug legalization programs. The only 'libertarians' that the MSM even recognizes are those like Bill Maher, who don't even want to admit the word "liberty" exists, unless a government program is regulating it or promoting it.
They do exist. They tend to be on free-market.net and for the MSM they are actually the "most respectable right-wingers out there". Our MSMs quote people from the Cato Institute approvingly when it comes to defence/US foreign policy issues.
Formerly active member alpowolf is one glaring example:
http://www.freerepublic.com/~alpowolf/