As Grampa Dave said: "Christmas, 1968: Kerry with his Swift Boat Crew
in Scambodia. Kerry is wearing his CIA hat that came from Richard Nixon
a month before Nixon was sworn in as President."
Teresa has asked me to ask you guys to be reasonable. It was a secret operation ... so secret that it was being directed by Richard Nixon, who was not yet in office.
But, I can tell you this much: I have never revealed this to a living soul, but I was on that secret operation. We swam the Mekong in the dead of a moonless night, with our Kabar knives in our teeth and our secret decoder rings on the third finger of our left hands, wearing nothing else but those Rambo-Type headscarves that Lt. John Kerry introduced. We were accompanied by a dog that the Lt. had captured from the Viet Cong and turned into a pet, after curing it of rabies and communist indoctrination. Riding in a special container on the back of the dog's neck was an attack-trained hamster, whose life the Lt. had saved, risking hamster STD's by giving it mouth to mouth respiration and heart massage.
After swimming well into Cambodia, we took advantage of the Cambodian habit of riotous Christmas Celebrations, and disabled their nuclear weapons capability and a small Cambodian style pizzeria, on our way back, the Lt. married the beautiful daughters of a local and very wealthy chieftain. The Lt. then wrote the after-action report giving us lucky enlisted men the Merit Badge for Night Swimming and himself the Congessional Medal of Honor, the Pour le Merite with Triple Diamonds, and The Victoria Cross. I was also preesent afterwards, when he swore himself into the Legion d'Honneur.
The rest is, as they say, history.
As Grampa Dave said: "Christmas, 1968: Kerry with his Swift Boat Crew
in Scambodia. Kerry is wearing his CIA hat that came from Richard Nixon
a month before Nixon was sworn in as President."
Kenny - that is priceless. we need to shop that around...
can I forward your words?
