[huac]

But he has a piece of paper saying that he is for real. And his job is as a ethnic studies expert is predicated on it. Other than hating America, this man has no skills which would recommend him as a department head at a major university. Wait, that must mean...

[nicmarlo]

But he has a piece of paper saying that he is for real...

And we've heard about a piece of paper showing that he's a real @&&$h*le! That's more real!! : )

[John Valentine]

He waves around an honorary membership card that at one time was issued to anyone by the Keetoowah Tribe of Oklahoma. Former President Bill Clinton and many others received these cards, but these cards do not qualify the holder a member of any tribe.

It appears that he has the same membership in the Keetoowah Tribe as Bill Clinton does.

Maybe Clinton could apply for Churchill's position at CU Boulder. They seem to have equivalent qualifications: they are both A-holes with honorary Keetoowah cards.