[John Valentine]

He waves around an honorary membership card that at one time was issued to anyone by the Keetoowah Tribe of Oklahoma. Former President Bill Clinton and many others received these cards, but these cards do not qualify the holder a member of any tribe.

It appears that he has the same membership in the Keetoowah Tribe as Bill Clinton does.

Maybe Clinton could apply for Churchill's position at CU Boulder. They seem to have equivalent qualifications: they are both A-holes with honorary Keetoowah cards.

[huac]

Hey buddy, Churchill is the scum of the earth, but it's pretty low comparing anybody who isn't a convicted child molester or lawyer to Clinton!