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FReeper Canteen~Themeless Thursday~Just Nonsense~Feb.3.2005
February 2, 2005 | bentfeather and the Canteen Crew

Posted on 02/02/2005 7:59:54 PM PST by Soaring Feather


For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who serve in
The United States Armed Forces.


Good Morning Troops!!!
Canteen Crew, WOO HOO
Just plain nonsense!

We are Themeless again today as we are every Thursday!

Well, Jimminy Cricket!!
This should thrill Writer 33!

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.



2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes in verse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.


7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.


10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A flat miner.

11. When your clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

14. You will feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into a song because he couldn't find the key.


17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours ...and it 'taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.



20. He had a photographic memory.. which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.


24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.


29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.


30. Marathon runners with bad footwear will suffer the agony of defeat.



darkwing104, I am trying to get into the PE routine!


bentfeather and the Canteen Crew



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1 posted on 02/02/2005 7:59:56 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

Hi Queenie!


2 posted on 02/02/2005 8:00:18 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
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To: bentfeather

February 3, 2005

The Right Light

Read:
1 John 1:1-7

He put the lampstand in the tabernacle of meeting, across from the table, on the south side of the tabernacle. —Exodus 40:24

Bible In One Year: Exodus 21-24

cover Eating in the dark is no fun. Low light in a restaurant is one thing; eating in a room with no light at all is another. The same is true in our walk with God. Unless we take advantage of the light He gives, we will miss seeing what He is doing for us.

We have an Old Testament picture of this—the tabernacle. As the priest entered a room called the Holy Place, he could see only by the light of a golden lampstand (Exodus 25:31-40). Like everything else in the room, it had been carefully fashioned according to the pattern God gave Moses (v.40).

The lampstand is a picture of spiritual light. The gold speaks of value. The oil symbolizes the Holy Spirit. The six branches coming out from the center shaft portray unity in plurality. The symbol of the almond blossom is linked to God's anointed priesthood (Numbers 17:1-8). When all this is combined with a New Testament reference that uses a golden lampstand to represent the church (Revelation 1:20), we have the complete picture. God gives light through the Spirit, who works through His congregation of anointed people (1 Peter 2:9).

Yes, the Holy Spirit provides us with the light we need. Are we daily spending time in prayer and reading God's Word so that we can take advantage of it? —Mart De Haan

Holy Ghost, with light divine,
Shine upon this heart of mine;
Chase the shades of night away,
Turn my darkness into day. —Reed

The light of God's holiness convicts the sinner and guides the saint.

FOR FURTHER STUDY
Free In The Spirit
Why Would Anyone Want To Be Holy?

3 posted on 02/02/2005 8:00:20 PM PST by The Mayor (Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.)
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To: bentfeather; All
Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners . . . Our President is amazing!!!

Prayers going up.


4 posted on 02/02/2005 8:00:34 PM PST by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: MoJo2001

2 seconds


5 posted on 02/02/2005 8:00:53 PM PST by The Mayor (Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; The Mayor; HopeandGlory; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; writer33; All

PING


6 posted on 02/02/2005 8:00:54 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: The Mayor

I'm soooo sorry! I was waiting to see if you could make it 3 in a row.

Now Ma is gonna stick me in the corner forever.

*HUGS*
I still love ya. Does that count?


7 posted on 02/02/2005 8:01:41 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
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To: MoJo2001

Hi Diva!!HUGS


8 posted on 02/02/2005 8:01:43 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: HopeandGlory

Thank You for the lovely Pledge.


9 posted on 02/02/2005 8:02:24 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: The Mayor

Good morning, Mayor, thank you for the Good News today.


10 posted on 02/02/2005 8:03:06 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

*HUGS*
Thank you for another Fabulous Themeless Thursday Thread!
(Try saying that 10 times in a row. LOL!)


11 posted on 02/02/2005 8:04:16 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
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To: bentfeather; Defender2; Blue Scourge; armyman; Arrowhead1952; darkwing104; txradioguy; Long Cut; ...
Click on the pic and I'll guide you
to the start of today's thread




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our military and our allies military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.
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Proud Patriots is a group of private Americans who are working to ensure
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12 posted on 02/02/2005 8:04:21 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: The Mayor

You will be so kind as to note that I didn't say a word.

:)


13 posted on 02/02/2005 8:06:10 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: MoJo2001

Thank You, Little Diva.


14 posted on 02/02/2005 8:06:50 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

Thank's for today's thread!


15 posted on 02/02/2005 8:07:12 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (bentfeather : Not just a Canteen poet but a Queen also!)
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To: Defender2; Blue Scourge; armyman; Arrowhead1952; darkwing104; txradioguy; Long Cut; Jet Jaguar; ...



FYI : Look in upper right corner of "My Comments" page.
Set it for "Brief" instead of Full.
You only will get title of thread and who pinged you.
No graphics will load.

16 posted on 02/02/2005 8:09:34 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: Admin Moderator

Would you please change the title date to FEB.3, 2005.

Thank You every so much.


17 posted on 02/02/2005 8:09:59 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: MoJo2001

18 posted on 02/02/2005 8:10:53 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~Support Our Troops! ~ www.proudpatriots.org ~ coming soon~ Operation Easter/Passover)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; beachn4fun; Fawnn; Ragtime Cowgirl; StarCMC; ...
From the men in the Military and the Canteen


19 posted on 02/02/2005 8:10:58 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: bentfeather

You're very welcome Miss Feather . . . love the new thread . . . thank you.


20 posted on 02/02/2005 8:11:05 PM PST by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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