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FReeper Canteen~Themeless Thursday~Just Nonsense~Feb.3.2005
February 2, 2005
| bentfeather and the Canteen Crew
Posted on 02/02/2005 7:59:54 PM PST by Soaring Feather

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who serve in
The United States Armed Forces.

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Good Morning Troops!!! Canteen Crew, WOO HOO Just plain nonsense!

We are Themeless again today as we are every Thursday!
 Well, Jimminy Cricket!! This should thrill Writer 33!
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes in verse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A flat miner.
11. When your clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.
14. You will feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into a song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours ...and it 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory.. which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear will suffer the agony of defeat.

darkwing104, I am trying to get into the PE routine!

bentfeather and the Canteen Crew
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To: bentfeather
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:00:18 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
To: bentfeather
February 3, 2005
The Right Light
He put the lampstand in the tabernacle of meeting, across from the table, on the south side of the tabernacle. Exodus 40:24
Eating in the dark is no fun. Low light in a restaurant is one thing; eating in a room with no light at all is another. The same is true in our walk with God. Unless we take advantage of the light He gives, we will miss seeing what He is doing for us.
We have an Old Testament picture of thisthe tabernacle. As the priest entered a room called the Holy Place, he could see only by the light of a golden lampstand (Exodus 25:31-40). Like everything else in the room, it had been carefully fashioned according to the pattern God gave Moses (v.40).
The lampstand is a picture of spiritual light. The gold speaks of value. The oil symbolizes the Holy Spirit. The six branches coming out from the center shaft portray unity in plurality. The symbol of the almond blossom is linked to God's anointed priesthood (Numbers 17:1-8). When all this is combined with a New Testament reference that uses a golden lampstand to represent the church (Revelation 1:20), we have the complete picture. God gives light through the Spirit, who works through His congregation of anointed people (1 Peter 2:9).
Yes, the Holy Spirit provides us with the light we need. Are we daily spending time in prayer and reading God's Word so that we can take advantage of it? Mart De Haan
Holy Ghost, with light divine,
Shine upon this heart of mine;
Chase the shades of night away,
Turn my darkness into day. Reed
The light of God's holiness convicts the sinner and guides the saint.
FOR FURTHER STUDY
Free In The Spirit
Why Would Anyone Want To Be Holy?
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:00:20 PM PST
by
The Mayor
(Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.)
To: bentfeather; All
Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners . . . Our President is amazing!!!
Prayers going up.
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:00:34 PM PST
by
HopeandGlory
(Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
To: MoJo2001
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:00:53 PM PST
by
The Mayor
(Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; The Mayor; HopeandGlory; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; writer33; All
To: The Mayor
I'm soooo sorry! I was waiting to see if you could make it 3 in a row.
Now Ma is gonna stick me in the corner forever.
*HUGS*
I still love ya. Does that count?
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:01:41 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
To: MoJo2001
To: HopeandGlory
Thank You for the lovely Pledge.
To: The Mayor
Good morning, Mayor, thank you for the Good News today.
To: bentfeather
*HUGS*
Thank you for another Fabulous Themeless Thursday Thread!
(Try saying that 10 times in a row. LOL!)
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:04:16 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Thank you to everyone that donated to Operation Valentine's Day!! Thank you! Proud Patriots.org)
To: bentfeather; Defender2; Blue Scourge; armyman; Arrowhead1952; darkwing104; txradioguy; Long Cut; ...
To: The Mayor
You will be so kind as to note that I didn't say a word.
:)
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:06:10 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: MoJo2001
To: bentfeather
Thank's for today's thread!
To: Defender2; Blue Scourge; armyman; Arrowhead1952; darkwing104; txradioguy; Long Cut; Jet Jaguar; ...

FYI : Look in upper right corner of "My Comments" page.
Set it for "Brief" instead of Full.
You only will get title of thread and who pinged you.
No graphics will load.
To: Admin Moderator
Would you please change the title date to FEB.3, 2005.
Thank You every so much.
To: MoJo2001
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:10:53 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~Support Our Troops! ~ www.proudpatriots.org ~ coming soon~ Operation Easter/Passover)
To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; beachn4fun; Fawnn; Ragtime Cowgirl; StarCMC; ...
From the men in the Military and the Canteen
To: bentfeather
You're very welcome Miss Feather . . . love the new thread . . . thank you.
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:11:05 PM PST
by
HopeandGlory
(Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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