Well, DUH!
That explains everything.
Churchill is a 100% member of the Knumbknutz.
No, he isnt a member there either. See this website/page for further information but the farthest Churchill got was an "associate" membership--which besically means "friends of" but NOT indian--and even that has now been revoked.
http://www.aimovement.org/moipr/cherokee.html
""In a sense, he's misleading people," Ross said. "He's like the others - that's what he's done." "When it comes to Churchill, I've always thought he was a wannabe Indian," Allen said. "His history is a little bit like Forrest Gump." "