Martin was in Children's Hospital awaiting an operation. He was sharing a room with another boy who was also waiting for an operation. The boy turned to Martin and said, "What operation are you having?"
Martin responded, "I'm here to have my tonsils removed."
"That's a great operation. I had mine out a year ago. They let you play computer games. They give you all the ginger ale and ice cream you want. They treat you like a King."
Martin looked at his companion and asked, "What operation are you having?" The boy looked at Martin and said, "I'm here for a circumcision."
Martin paused for a moment and then said, "Gosh, that's too bad. That's a terrible operation. I was circumcised the first week I was born and I didn't walk for a year!"
Just recently, one of the Law & Order shows was about twins...now teenagers..both born boys, but one had a problem during circumcision, so the removed everthying..made him a female..hormone treatments..I'd never heard of anything like that before..
ROFL!
Well, as long as we're in that kind of mode:
A certain mohel had collected the foreskins of his charges over the years in a very large bottle of formaldehyde. A freind of his suggested he should turn them into something useful. So he goes to a renowned leathersmith and asked for suggestions. The leathersmith tells him, 'I know just the thing. come back in two weeks.'
So the mohel shows back up in two weeks. The leathersmith produces a small wallet from under the counter. 'Here it is.' The mohel, who had been hoping for something a bit more exotic couldn't help the look of disappointment on his face. Seeing the downcast expression, the leathersmith says, 'Ah, you're disappointed. Let me show you. It may look like a mere wallet, but if you rub it just right, it turns into a set of luggage.'
Sorry, couldn't resist.