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Maybe Clinton should move here....
1 posted on 02/02/2005 11:10:53 AM PST by zoobee
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To: zoobee

Do they have a trailer park where Clinton could find his next wife?


4 posted on 02/02/2005 11:16:18 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: zoobee
"There is a lady that is currently undergoing certain rituals that include an HIV test ..."

It's a helluva place where an HIV test is just another 'ritual.'

That was the nicest thing I could post here. :-)

5 posted on 02/02/2005 11:16:58 AM PST by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: zoobee

Why on Earth would any man want 12 mother-in-laws?

Nothing could be worth that fate.


6 posted on 02/02/2005 11:18:05 AM PST by JFK_Lib
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To: zoobee
Swaziland has the world's highest per-capita rate of HIV infection at 38.8% in the kingdom of 1.1 million people...

Mswati has 11 official wives and two fiancées, including Magagula, and 24 children.

Hmmmm, call me silly, but there just may be a connection there....

The king sleeps with as many women as he likes, and when he gets tired of them he finds another teenager to pork. Gee, I wonder if the men living in Swaziland want to be like the king? Oh wait, lets just look at the incidence of STD's and see....... 38.8% have HIV! Keep moving... nothing to see here... no connection exists... look the other way please...

7 posted on 02/02/2005 11:18:59 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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9 posted on 02/02/2005 11:21:49 AM PST by martin_fierro (_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
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To: zoobee

Sounds like he is trying to catch up with dear old dads numbers.

However, it is nice to know that a wife can leave the country if she 'falls out of favor'. (Means she pisses his Mama off.)


10 posted on 02/02/2005 11:24:02 AM PST by najida (Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.)
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To: zoobee

Now I know why Newt has dual US-Swaziland citizenship!


13 posted on 02/02/2005 11:32:06 AM PST by pissant
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To: zoobee
I was going to say that Swaziland was a hell hole with no reason to visit but they do make real nice beads in Ezulwini.

BTW spell check hates Ezulwini!

14 posted on 02/02/2005 11:33:33 AM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (Redneck from a red city, in a red county, in a red state.)
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To: zoobee

And here I thought the punishment for bigamy was just 2 wives.


15 posted on 02/02/2005 11:33:40 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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18 posted on 02/02/2005 11:44:56 AM PST by Turbopilot (Viva la Reagan Revolucion!)
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To: zoobee

I don't suppose that the king has to have an HIV test.


20 posted on 02/02/2005 11:49:08 AM PST by skip_intro
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To: zoobee

What a tragedy for the country. At this rate of "marriage", the King will have the majority of all non-HIB-infected women below the age of 25 as wives.


21 posted on 02/02/2005 11:55:23 AM PST by rod1 (uired 4 more hours).)
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To: zoobee

What "religion" is the king?


22 posted on 02/02/2005 11:59:33 AM PST by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: zoobee

HE has a dozen wives, and SHE has to pass an HIV test???


23 posted on 02/02/2005 12:02:40 PM PST by knittnmom
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