Posted on 02/01/2005 7:06:06 AM PST by stm
Her brains were producing more lies than her mouth could deliver, resulting in a synapse backlog and reboot. While she was passed out someone should have inked her finger in red.
Rush said it best, yesterday.
I am a real compazine champion. You've gotta really get a fistful up your arss or a mega I.V. overdose to pass out. I'd find it difficult to cram enough up your butt to take you down.
And for a brief but fleeting moment there was hope...
She got weak kneed when she realized the entire audience was dining on liver with favre beans and a nice chianti. She needed to get an exit fast.............
I remember faking illness as a child. My mom called my bluff, and took me to the doctor. The doctor said (drumroll please), "stomach virus."
Of course, no antibiotics for a virus. Just rest and plenty of liquids.
I knew the doctor was lying. I was about 12, and it was quite a revelation to me.
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