Should I make this "Breaking News"?
1 posted on
01/30/2005 5:33:36 PM PST by
beavus
To: beavus
2 posted on
01/30/2005 5:38:06 PM PST by
Michael.SF.
(When true genius appears, you may know him by this - the dunces are all in confederacy against him.")
To: beavus
Captain Obvious! Of course a low-fiber diet is also poor in general nutrition. Get those kids a fiber supplement!
3 posted on
01/30/2005 5:41:29 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: beavus
The Prune Lobby funded this report.
5 posted on
01/30/2005 5:46:32 PM PST by
Lorianne
To: beavus
8 posted on
01/30/2005 6:02:49 PM PST by
msnimje
To: beavus
You know.. we need to listen to the nutritional scientists and other vegetables. If one looks at the state of decorum today it could be argued that eating expanded quantities of beans, broccoli, cauliflower and other gaseous inducing consumables may be marketed as being
"cool, awesome or even rad". What five-year old child wouldn't want to disrupt any class discussion with a room clearing
fleur de puanteur?
Broccoli and cheese casserole, beenie weenie... add an egg salad sammich and your kid will be be the brightest one in class. If not in intelligence and regularity then in ignitable methane potential. It is for them after all....
11 posted on
01/30/2005 6:15:36 PM PST by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
To: beavus
My tax dollars at work! :)
14 posted on
01/30/2005 6:22:30 PM PST by
Cricket24
("We have met the enemy and it's the U.S. press (and the democrats)!")
To: beavus
Gee, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greagreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great, grand-parents probably figured this out when they had to do "number two" over a tree.
Sheesh!
I'll bet these clowns figured out that if you drink a glass of water; one might eventually have to urinate?
Hmmmm. I'll have to cognitate, do 35 years of studies, and write my thesis paper why this happens.
BTW, is the symbol of ZERO a number? I knew of a guy that wrote his PhD mathmetical thesis on this topic.
18 posted on
01/30/2005 7:49:48 PM PST by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: All
If any of you have ever had diverticulitis, you would not be making such crude jokes...
This is a serious issue. Fiber in the diet can do wonders...not just for regularity. It can remove cholesterol from your digestive tract, so it stays out of your bloodstream; can also help with blood sugars and help you feel full, longer so you'll eat less - type 2 diabetes is becoming an epidemic.
20 posted on
04/07/2005 9:37:06 PM PDT by
Keith in Iowa
(events of late have me at a loss for a tagline...)
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