You know.. we need to listen to the nutritional scientists and other vegetables. If one looks at the state of decorum today it could be argued that eating expanded quantities of beans, broccoli, cauliflower and other gaseous inducing consumables may be marketed as being
"cool, awesome or even rad". What five-year old child wouldn't want to disrupt any class discussion with a room clearing
fleur de puanteur?
Broccoli and cheese casserole, beenie weenie... add an egg salad sammich and your kid will be be the brightest one in class. If not in intelligence and regularity then in ignitable methane potential. It is for them after all....