But nobody would know that's a pearl if you don't tell them. It's a really stupid status symbol, is what I'm saying. I know the appeal of gems as much as any other woman, and yes, big and flashy is one part of it, but the main thing about gems is that you're not supposed to have to tell people what the heck they are.
I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to squabble over this monstrosity, and that's fine, I just don't get it.