[Rennes Templar]

Speaking of Polish battleships, did you hear about the Polish submarine with a screen door? Don't laugh, it keeps the fish out.

[Joe 6-pack]

The Polish Air Force developed their own stealth fighter; however, the first test flight was a total failure. It didn't get off the ground 'til it ran out of coal.

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(don't flame me...my last name ends in "-ski")