Sorry, but the rest of the world is not obligated to buy into storytelling no matter how scholarly it appears.
Fester, youre not being fair here.
On a previous post you expressed a desire for scientists to "come off their high asses" to explain biology/evolution to a layman. Ichneumon has repeatedly gone out of his way on these threads to collate the vast amount of information and do just that.
You can't expect to grasp an entire scientific discipline by reading a paragraph or two. Try reading some of the material with an open mind.