"Bush Should Just Get Out of the Car and Swim Away": KENNEDY

Sardonicity | 1/28/05 | Daniel J. Phillips

[xzins]

Kennedy is running on empty.

He's a joke.

[BibChr]

LOL -- "And don't wait around for somebody to report Iraq as missing!"

[FreedomHasACost]

Oh man, I wasn't sure at first. I thought how sick, then how funny! Very good!!!

[MisterRepublican]

Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy is at the wheel of the Democratic Oldsmobile.

[hermgem]

Good job with this sarcasm.

It's how Kennedy should have done things.
Enabling others to swim away will prevent water boarding of companions.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Wearing a throw-away neck brace and accompanied by a throw-away wife...

[gulfcoast6]

I am so sick of Teddy, his red face, his rants, he slams our troops for 'waterboarding' and here we see a whole new meaning of 'autoboarding', except this young girl died.

[fat city]

[Lazamataz]

"Just one thing to do," Kennedy thundered. "Just get out of the car, and swim away, Mr. Bush! Get out of the car! Swim away!"

Don't be surprised if he actually says this.

The one thing about the left -- once they beat a charge, they love to rub your nose in it.

[Ann Archy]

I SWEAR this is exactly what came into my mind also!!

[gathersnomoss]

"The people of Massachusetts continue to keep Kennedy in the Senate, where he has long been a liberal pinup boy."

Thank God I live in Virginia. No wonder people are fleeing Mass. in mass. What are the voters in that state drinking?

[macrahanish #1]

I like your tagline. I just found that info out a few weeks ago at the International Spy Museum in D.C.

[fat city]

Thanks!

[Psalm 73]

"Or my try at it."

I think it's great - mind if I copy and paste it to friends in the office?

[BibChr]

Whyyyyy not?

(c8

[Little Pig]

I hope you're right. I reconsidered moving to Oregon primarily because of the loopy state policy. I would love to live there, if it weren't for the ridiculous environmental regulations promulgated by the legislature, not to mention the complete disregard for rural areas (except as terrariums for the cityfolk). On top of that include the socialist social policies, and Oregon goes from pioneer/frontier state (sort of a wet version of Texas) to a copy of the Bay State. Put in more reasonable regulations that don't close off all access to non-urban areas, and land and housing prices will come down to more reasonable levels.

Now, if they could only do something about those volcanoes...

[BibChr]

Ping-splash!

[texasbluebell]

Another one of the poor accident victim.