Don't even have the stones to write something yourself, just post and run.
Dope.
Well, here's a ZOT for you:
Cold Steel, this is Jammer over.
Jammer, Cold steel, go.
Cold Steel, Jammer, We have a dopey-A@@ troll in the open, milling around, at grid MZ124987
Jammer, Cold Steel, 6 rounds DPICM, 6 Rounds WP over.
Cold Steele, Jammer, adjust fire over.
Rounds over........ Rounds out.
ZOT over......... ZOT Out.
Splash over........ Splash Out.
Cold Steel this is Jammer, Target ZOTIFIED.
Trolls are part of a conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!