"...And will have the obligatory picture of the suspect at his 5th grade graduation..."
So true...and after providing all the glorious accolades, one has to wonder why adoring relatives haven't taken another picture of the lil' precious in the interim SEVEN YEARS he has been out preying praying with his fellow choirboys.
~ Blue Jays ~
Probably not -- the perp walk is a long and celebrated tradition in NYC.