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These people can read toes!
Reading Toes ^

Posted on 01/26/2005 8:13:49 PM PST by The Real J Fate

What do your toes say about you?


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To: The Real J Fate
It's heavily java loaded, makes Firefox hiccup for some reason. But well worth it once loaded, and It's French!

French!?  That must be why they are so smelly.  Going around rubbing peoples toes!

21 posted on 01/26/2005 8:34:11 PM PST by SolidRedState (Free Martha)
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To: Billthedrill

You're really having a ball with those puns, aren't you?


22 posted on 01/26/2005 8:35:33 PM PST by speedy
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To: RetroWarrior

I am just a little early for the Friday night silliness thread.


23 posted on 01/26/2005 8:36:08 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: The Real J Fate

My 18-year-old daughter, who is very beautiful (looks like Sandra Bullock) has super ugly feet. Second toe (and maybe third) longer than the big toe, but kinda bent funny. You don't really notice them unless you have a good look, but kinda freaky.

I just figure she is so attractive everywhere else, that when it came time for her feet, all the good looks were already used up.

Maybe this is the case with you...are you a good-looking FReeper, or do I have to come up with another explanation?


24 posted on 01/26/2005 8:40:57 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: The Real J Fate

Right now my toes say I still haven't found where the cats hid the nail clippers.


25 posted on 01/26/2005 8:43:33 PM PST by JackelopeBreeder (Proud to be a mean-spirited and divisive loco gringo armed terrorist vigilante cucaracha!)
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To: The Real J Fate

My toes are saying a newbie doesn't know how to use the sidebar feature.


26 posted on 01/26/2005 8:44:08 PM PST by Bob J (RIGHTALK.com...a conservative alternative to NPR!)
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To: umgud

I almost hit the abuse button for that one.


27 posted on 01/26/2005 8:44:14 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: Fiddlstix

http://www.readingtoes.com/lees_je_eigen_tenen.htm

try this one


28 posted on 01/26/2005 8:47:39 PM PST by bitt
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To: The Real J Fate

http://www.foot.com/info/cond_mortons_toe.jsp

Morton's Toe

Definition

Morton's Toe is a common forefoot disorder where the second toe is longer than the Big Toe (the Hallux).


29 posted on 01/26/2005 8:49:42 PM PST by Peelod (Perversion is not festive)
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To: The Real J Fate
Don't be too shocked. I heard of a guy in a similar situation. He got an infection under the toenails and it slowly spread throughout his feet, and finally to his internal organs. He died. Sad case. The coroner's report read "liver and bunions."

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"Liver and bunions." Get it?

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[Sound of crickets chirping] .

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Dang it.

30 posted on 01/26/2005 8:50:46 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: JudyinCanada
are you a good-looking FReeper

Oh, average looking, I don't scare anyone off, but I don't look like Sandra Bullock either. :)

Funny story: I am back at school after taking 17 years off and went to check the reviews for my professors on www.Ratemyprofessor.com for kicks. Well, my history professor got great ratings and 6 comments about how hot he is. So, I was curious to see what the coeds thought a hot professor was and on the first day when I walked in before him, some in the class thought I was the professor. It turns out he looks very much like me. I guess that means I'm hot :)

31 posted on 01/26/2005 8:52:14 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: Billthedrill

Ha ha ha


32 posted on 01/26/2005 8:53:16 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: The Real J Fate

Alright!

Happy to hear that you're a hot FReeper!

Now just don't go and take your socks off ruin it!


33 posted on 01/26/2005 8:55:58 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: Bob J
newbie doesn't know how to use the sidebar feature.

Right you are. While I've actually been around for much longer than my sign up date (had another screenname but moved and forget password and lost e-mail) I rarely post. This thread is a good example of why I shouldn't post. :)

What is the deal with the sidebar?

34 posted on 01/26/2005 8:56:09 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: Peelod

Wow, I never really thought of it as a disorder. I guess I should have based on the reactions from friends seeing my feet for the first time at the pool.


35 posted on 01/26/2005 8:58:24 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: Billthedrill
That deserves a.......

Rim Shot

Rimshot
Click the Pic J


36 posted on 01/26/2005 8:58:52 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Billthedrill

Say goodnight Bill. :^)


37 posted on 01/26/2005 9:00:03 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: Fiddlstix

Very cute.


38 posted on 01/26/2005 9:00:54 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: The Real J Fate

I have seen feet like yours on several occassions. They do catch your eye but I would call them freaky.


39 posted on 01/26/2005 9:02:14 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: The Real J Fate; bitt
Thanks J
40 posted on 01/26/2005 9:03:04 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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