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Posted on 01/26/2005 8:13:49 PM PST by The Real J Fate
French!? That must be why they are so smelly. Going around rubbing peoples toes!
You're really having a ball with those puns, aren't you?
I am just a little early for the Friday night silliness thread.
My 18-year-old daughter, who is very beautiful (looks like Sandra Bullock) has super ugly feet. Second toe (and maybe third) longer than the big toe, but kinda bent funny. You don't really notice them unless you have a good look, but kinda freaky.
I just figure she is so attractive everywhere else, that when it came time for her feet, all the good looks were already used up.
Maybe this is the case with you...are you a good-looking FReeper, or do I have to come up with another explanation?
Right now my toes say I still haven't found where the cats hid the nail clippers.
My toes are saying a newbie doesn't know how to use the sidebar feature.
I almost hit the abuse button for that one.
http://www.readingtoes.com/lees_je_eigen_tenen.htm
try this one
http://www.foot.com/info/cond_mortons_toe.jsp
Morton's Toe
Definition
Morton's Toe is a common forefoot disorder where the second toe is longer than the Big Toe (the Hallux).
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"Liver and bunions." Get it?
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Dang it.
Oh, average looking, I don't scare anyone off, but I don't look like Sandra Bullock either. :)
Funny story: I am back at school after taking 17 years off and went to check the reviews for my professors on www.Ratemyprofessor.com for kicks. Well, my history professor got great ratings and 6 comments about how hot he is. So, I was curious to see what the coeds thought a hot professor was and on the first day when I walked in before him, some in the class thought I was the professor. It turns out he looks very much like me. I guess that means I'm hot :)
Ha ha ha
Alright!
Happy to hear that you're a hot FReeper!
Now just don't go and take your socks off ruin it!
Right you are. While I've actually been around for much longer than my sign up date (had another screenname but moved and forget password and lost e-mail) I rarely post. This thread is a good example of why I shouldn't post. :)
What is the deal with the sidebar?
Wow, I never really thought of it as a disorder. I guess I should have based on the reactions from friends seeing my feet for the first time at the pool.
Say goodnight Bill. :^)
Very cute.
I have seen feet like yours on several occassions. They do catch your eye but I would call them freaky.
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