This thread is beginning to confuse me, is Apple and Sleep Number Beds involved in some kind of merger or something, and Rush is going to buy them out or ...?
Apple is introducing the "iBed" - it is a select number bed that randomly shuffles the air pressure, each night you sleep at a different level of firmness.
To fight it, Microsoft is introducing Windows Bed, a bed that loses air-pressure for no apparant reason, requiring a re-boot of the air pumps. Also, it is known to be especially prone to bed bugs. :-)
I have this great cookie recipe that calls for apple sauce and orange juice...