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To: Celtjew Libertarian
There's an old Lawyers joke about Jewish lawyers.

If you hire three Jewish lawyers, you'll get five opinions

And 7 bills

16 posted on 01/26/2005 6:49:00 PM PST by muir_redwoods
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To: muir_redwoods

Then there's the 1,000-year-old joke that says simply if you put 12 Jews in a room, you come out with 13 different opinions (used more recently to explain why the Czar's --- or anyone else's for that matter -- idea of a "Jewish conspiracy" has to be ludicrous).


18 posted on 01/26/2005 9:19:09 PM PST by FreeKeys ("You t'ink YOU got a meshugeneh mishpachah? Oy, have I got a meshugeneh mishpachah!"-Mort Altschuler)
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To: muir_redwoods

Three physicists, five theories. Seven if they're Jewish.


19 posted on 01/27/2005 4:39:41 AM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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