To: Born Conservative
Lipton Instant (1999) 2.7 2.6 2.6
Lipton Instant (2003) 7.7 5.4 6.5
Wonder what they did?
2 posted on
01/26/2005 5:26:12 AM PST by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: Born Conservative
Whups, that's it then. I'm doomed. $:-)
3 posted on
01/26/2005 5:46:38 AM PST by
Joe Brower
(The Constitution defines Conservatism.)
To: Born Conservative
Al Gore, call your lawyer.
4 posted on
01/26/2005 5:48:34 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(Where does bandwidth go when it is wasted?)
To: neverdem
6 posted on
01/26/2005 6:23:51 AM PST by
Born Conservative
(Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." - Richard Nixon)
To: Born Conservative
The drinking water standards are based on consuming 8 glasses a day for a lifetime. If one does that, there is a one-in-a million chance you will develop cancer. If you drink tap water alone, there is a one-in-a thousand chance you will develop cancer via THMs (trihalomethanes) after drinking 8 glasses a day for a lifetime.
7 posted on
01/26/2005 6:30:58 AM PST by
kipita
(Rebel – the proletariat response to Aristocracy and Exploitation.)
To: Born Conservative
Well, you’ve heard of instant coffee,
And you’ve heard of instant tea,
And now you guys just feast your eyes on little old instant me!
From the Gal Who Invented Rock 'n Roll
8 posted on
01/26/2005 6:37:30 AM PST by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: Born Conservative
Wow...I drink tea like a fish! Looks like I'm in trouble, 'cuz I rarely drink anything else.
9 posted on
01/26/2005 6:41:04 AM PST by
libertyman
(Dims = tax & SPEND; GOP = borrow & SPEND. Either way, WE'RE SCREWED!)
To: Born Conservative
The woman said she drank 1 to 2 gallons of double-strength instant tea throughout the day, which prompted researchers to test for fluoride content in several brands of instant iced tea mixes available in grocery stores.Huh???? The means she drank 16 to 32 cups of instant tea every day? What is she - an elephant or a camel? What boloney!!!
10 posted on
01/26/2005 6:42:32 AM PST by
raybbr
To: ConservativeBamaFan
Thought you would want to know this. ;-)
Happy Birthday to you!!!!
11 posted on
01/26/2005 6:44:04 AM PST by
LadyPilgrim
(Sealed my pardon with His Blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
To: Temple Owl
OTOH, it will save on dentist bills
13 posted on
01/26/2005 6:45:09 AM PST by
Tribune7
To: Born Conservative
He's dead Jim.
But look at them chompers!
To: Born Conservative; dighton; martin_fierro; wimpycat
"I can no longer sit back and allow Lipton infiltration, Lipton indoctrination, Lipton subversion and the international Lipton conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"
15 posted on
01/26/2005 6:50:18 AM PST by
Constitution Day
(Send wire...main office...tell them I said "Ow." Gotcha.)
To: Born Conservative
That's it. I'm firing all my tea drinkers. I'm not going to get stuck with the health insurance costs of these tea drinkers. You want to drink tea? Find a sucker who'll pay the tab for such risky behavior.
I'm going to go have a cigar now.
20 posted on
01/26/2005 1:18:11 PM PST by
RinaseaofDs
(The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.)
To: Born Conservative
I told you so...
21 posted on
01/26/2005 1:21:06 PM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Is it merely a coincidence that ALLAH and SATAN both have five letters in their names?)
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