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Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
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To: AnAmericanMother
In certain parts of Texas, like around Sabinal, Leakey and Utopia, men used to chop the cedar to sell.
I knew several of them. They weren't big, but they were made out of wire.
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posted on
01/25/2005 5:55:36 AM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: TexasCowboy
You might be a redneck if...
...EVEN YOUR DOG HAS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE.
To: TexasCowboy
Hey, all you eligible bachelors...she's still single! (no ring on her finger)
To: Sensei Ern
"Hey, all you eligible bachelors...she's still single! (no ring on her finger)" I would appreciate it if you wouldn't spread the word like that!
I haven't bought her a ring yet, but we plan to get hitched in the spring. I don't want to be fightin' all the guys off!
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posted on
01/25/2005 6:49:56 AM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: TexasCowboy
I asked you to post the pic of me in the Blue dress, not the pink one............ sheesh........the pink one makes me look fat..........
To: CARDINALRULES
Possible...but where is the duct tape holding everything together?
D'oh!
To: TexasCowboy
...but we plan to get hitched in the spring...Really? Whatta ya hitchin her to?
To: TexasCowboy; Eaker
Dunno......Eaker said something about a bag a flour and a wet spot. Maybe that what he was referring too..........:o)
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posted on
01/25/2005 7:30:13 AM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: TexasCowboy
If you think the last four words to the National Anthem are:
"Gentlemen - Start your engines!" You MIGHT be a Redneck!
To: Ranxerox
...but we plan to get hitched in the spring... Really? Whatta ya hitchin her to?
Most elephants are chained to a stake in the ground.
To: Conspiracy Guy; MeekOneGOP; Zacs Mom
ok, this is worse than any mole rat.....
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posted on
01/25/2005 8:42:35 AM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
If a bug zapper and a six pack of bud is quality entertainment? You might be a redneck.
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posted on
01/25/2005 8:44:39 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Ol Blue is a good dog. Here is my Bird Dog Merle. He is a good shot!Just make sure the rifle is unloaded when you give it to your dog...
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posted on
01/25/2005 8:48:05 AM PST
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: Hi Heels
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"the pink one makes me look fat.........." NAW! You look like a fluffy momma coon, cute as a bug's ear in July.
I jist can't stand them skinny women! They're like curling up agin an old hickory log when it's cold outside.
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posted on
01/25/2005 9:06:41 AM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: TexasCowboy
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posted on
01/25/2005 9:09:37 AM PST
by
Dustbunny
(The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
To: TexasCowboy
My Dad use to say squeezing a skinny woman was like hugging a bag of antlers.....
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posted on
01/25/2005 9:26:13 AM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: xm177e2
How is he gonna go bird hunting with an unloaded shotgun?
To: TexasCowboy
Haha...... you need therapy my friend......desperately ---
To: Hi Heels
"My Dad use to say squeezing a skinny woman was like hugging a bag of antlers....." Your daddy was a very smart man.
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posted on
01/25/2005 9:56:41 AM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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