Johnny Carson was interviewing the wife of Arnold Palmer.
He asked her if she did anything special for Arnold to give him luck before a tough match.
She replied "I kiss his balls."
Johnny: "I'll bet that makes his putter stand on end !"
Oh now that's just too funny. I had such a crush on him when I was 11
Try http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/palmer.asp next time. (Hate to be a killjoy, but Carson was funny enough in real life.)