[speedy]

"May a holy man squat on your fez."

"May a sacred cow leave a night deposit in your front yard."


Karnak foresees the answer -- "Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan." Opens envelope for question: "Name two hockey players and a hockey puck."

And all of it hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls porch since noon today.

[ProudVet77]

"May a sacred cow leave a night deposit in your front yard."
Also
May the sacred cow leave a holy relic on your lawn.
He did this one deal on a New Years Eve show when it was still in black and white, and Alka Seltza was a sponsor. They had a glass the size of a 50 gallon barrel, and a Alka Seltza tablet the size of an extra large pizza. They dropped in in the glass, and a major burst of foam ensued, flooding the stage. They had totally misjudged just how much foam they would produce.

[EGPWS]

Ed: "A lemon and a pineapple"

Karnak: "Ford and Dole"...

[blam]

"And all of it hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls porch since noon today."

That's funny. Just today I was to explaining to my brother about an air conditioning compressor and how it is hermetically sealed. He said, "hermetically sealed? I heard that on Johnny Carson."