[Dave Olson]

Carnak: Do-whacka-do
Ed: Do-whacka-do
Carnack: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?

Carnak: Dippity-do
Ed: Dippity-do
Carnak: What collects on your dippity in the morning?

[My2Cents]

Carnack: "William Safire."

Ed: "WILLIAM SAFIRE."

Carnac, looking at Ed in distain: "May a diseased camel date your sister......

William Safire...(Tearing open the envelope)..."Q: What's Shakespeare's first name, Kingfish."