[My2Cents]

Carnack: "William Safire."

Ed: "WILLIAM SAFIRE."

Carnac, looking at Ed in distain: "May a diseased camel date your sister......

William Safire...(Tearing open the envelope)..."Q: What's Shakespeare's first name, Kingfish."

[hunter112]

Thanks to all for the memories, my favorites were the Carnac insults, and here's the ones I remember:

"May a diseased yak drop its cud in your cuffs."

"May a weird holy man present you with a rubber figurine in the shape of your mother."

"May your only daughter marry a yak of a different faith."