[Prince Charles]

Johnny: "It was so cold outside..."

Audience: "How cold was it?"

Johnny: "It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets."

[My2Cents]

Carson: "It was really hot in So. Calif. today."

Audience: "HOW HOT WAS IT?"

Carson: "It was so hot, musicians were snorting ice cubes."

[Florida native]

Johnny: "It was so hot in L.A. today..."

Audience: "How hot was it?"

Johnny: "It was so hot, over at the Hollywood Wax Museum the best part of Raquel Welch was touching the floor."